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  • vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*
  • 1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

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waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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bisexilicous:

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

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Animal sizes for comparison

berserk-al:

riquis:

treacherous-serpent:

paddysnuffles:

Moose

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Grey Wolf

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Maned Wolf

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Sea Otter

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Toucan

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Grizzly Bear

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Polar Bear

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Stellar Sea Lion

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Cow

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Pig

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Raven

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Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

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White-Tailed Deer

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Buffalo

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Capybara

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me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

That first maned wolf is a model.

why is the grizzly such a good boy

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abadazed:

datdiamondtho:

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

“HI JEWS WE’RE LESBIANS!”

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slavery:

Hold on dude I didn’t cum yet

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hutchj:
“I almost snorted tea into my nose from laughing at this.
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hutchj:

I almost snorted tea into my nose from laughing at this.

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blvckgeezus:

boyy-bait:

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

Lmfao the pause

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yungcoppzilla:

One of the hardest songs ever

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inickel:

I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too

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deebott:

Literally me drunk.

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snoopingasusualisee:

there’s more to the video

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laaylic:
“Mood
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laaylic:

Mood